In the past week I had occasion to speak with a Roman Catholic regarding what a United Methodist is. In this same past week, I had occasion to speak with a Baptist about what a United Methodist is. Today I came to the conclusion someone once shared and I burst out laughing when I recalled it.
Don't know who said it, but thanks for putting it so well:
"A Methodist is too Catholic to be a Baptist, and too Baptist to be a Catholic"
That sums it up...yea...right!